Now League of Legends is a very “different” kind of game, although there are many like it such as Dota or any other generic MOBA, however I’m sure if you have even watched gameplay of this game, let alone play it you should know by now that there are a few “Taboo” things in the community that is widely frowned upon, and I’m here to help you exploit those.

Firstly at the time of writing this there are 130 champion in LoL (And yes I really did count them all on the wiki page to inform you of this) and each and every one of them has a very unique kit that makes them generally play differently, and be stronger/weaker in different areas of the game, however there are just some champions who’s kits will make you pull out your hair and cry about how frustrating it is to play against them.

I think the first champion you should exploit and he’s a very well hated champion is Teemo, you have a point and click blind (for a few seconds the enemy champion cannot attack you with melee) and if you stand still you go invisible and get an attack speed bonus when you exit invisibility, his auto attacks also apply a poison effect that does damage over time, oh and did I mention his best feature is these little mushrooms you get at level 6 you can place around the map that go invisible and explode when an enemy steps over them, especially if you have built Liandry’s Torment and a buttload of ability power.

Then we have Malzahar, he’s actually my personal favorite to be honest with these little creatures he places on the ground that do damage and a point and click ability that applies a damage over time effect (The community has nicknamed it “space aids” for a very good reason) and if the host of the space aids dies while the ability is still active on him it will actually jump to the nearest target and start all over again, his is also a point and click that renders your opponent helpless (They can do literally nothing) for 2.5 seconds and you do a buttload of damage especially if you spawned a minion earlier and is hitting him while they stand there, top him off with a passive that negates crowd control effects (Ability’s that hinder your movement or displace you) and an ability that applies a silence (Meaning they can’t use their own ability’s) and he becomes the ultimate mid-laner.

Of course I could not forget the literal Hitler himself of laning Yorick, I have personally never played him myself because I don’t want other people to kill themselves, but to sum him up he places these little ghouls every bloody 3 seconds that chase you and hit you for damage and most of the time you can’t outrun them, so trying to get farm is near impossible, and to top it off if he cast’s his ultimate ability on himself he actually revives for a short amount of time if he dies while it’s active, please only use this champion as a last resort for getting out of bronze…

How can I not forget the shitlord himself Yasuo, he’s this dude with a sword that has a move where he throws out a tornado that knocks you up and does a buttload of damage every 3 seconds and dashes around the minion wave and he carries so hard and can literally dive you under your tower the moment he gets an ult I swear to god.

If you’re looking for a fun champion to play in support if you ever get stuck in support or banned too many times for insta-locking then Blitzcrank is the way to go, he has this pull move that grabs the enemy (if you can land it) and brings them towards you, and a huge shield if you get a low enough health bar, and a speed boost for getting out of tricky situations, this guy wins games and pisses people off so bad.

If Malzahar is not really your cup of tea and being a slippery little bitch with loads of damage is more your thing then you should buy Fizz, he has a move where you become untargetable on top of a pole and leap down on them dealing area of effect damage, you can dash around through minions, your attacks leave damage over time on your enemy’s and your ult is a skill shot that should you land slows down your enemy’s and does a buttload of damage.

If you’re really good at farming and want to make a huge impact late game while also pissing off your laner then you should try Nasus, his first ability is a strike that if you kill minions with it, you gain a certain amount of extra damage on the move and it stacks too so if you continue to stack up the extra damage and buy some lifesteal, you can drop an atomic bomb of hurt right on their face, oh and he has this super painfully long and effective point and click slow, and his ult turns you into a walking tank.

How could I nearly forget Heimerdinger, this little bastard place turrets on the ground and has this crapload of rockets he shoots out of his ass, and a stun, if you combine this with a Zhonya’s hourglass you will make your opponent quit life in general, just be sure to land all your moves and taunt them afterwards as they stand there having the life sucked out of them by your turrets.

That’s pretty much it for champions; I mean there are some others that are annoying like Lux, Nidalee, Mundo, Leblanc, Gragas, Kassadin, Ziggs, Vi, Garen, Fiora, Singed, or Annie but they are somewhat balanced compared to the above champions.

Another few tips or tricks or winning at this game is to always kill secure, it’s the action of making sure the enemy champion dies even if your team member has done most of the damage or used their ult, you never know if they can’t finish the job.

Also never buy wards because only pussy’s use wards, let your support waste his gold on stuff like that, and if you are a support just yell at your Adc to do it because they make all the money in your relationship anyway why should you fork out money for their protection, they are capable of that shit.

If you’re losing your lane just leave it alone and join someone else’s, a few towers will not matter if you get fed or steal creep score from your bot lane anyway, because you’re so good at this game you can carry it by yourself if you get ahead, your team is just there to get in the way.

Always yell at your team members if they die or do something stupid, seriously it makes them play better and respect you in the pecking order, it always helps to abuse them for being stupid and insult their mothers as well.

Another great tip is that if your team sucks and you are losing the game by even just 2 kills, don’t waste your time in that game, just disconnect right after you tell everyone that they suck and that you can never win this game and that they should kill themselves.

Anyway that about wraps it up for my guide, if you follow all the above steps and play these champions I swear on my positive call of duty K/D that you will be in challenger in no time, and your opponents and your own team will be rage quitting with every game you ever join, remember I am not responsible for any bans that may occur, use these MLG methods at your own risk.