Make Surgery Great Again

Designed-to-piss-you-off game Surgeon Simulator will now allow you to perform open heart surgery on everyone’s least favorite media mogul with its latest update.

Players who purchase the anniversary edition will receive the update for the low cost of nothing. If you were an early adopter of the game you’ll still be able to pick up the addon, though it’ll cost you 2.99. However, users on steam can pick it up for just 59 cents until June 9th.

The procedure will give you the option to drop in a heart of stone or gold. All stats are being live tracked on the game’s official website. Hearts of Stone are currently reigning supreme meaning we are doomed to 10,000 years of Trump, so sayeth the book of doom. The game will feature many of Trump’s failures, such as Trump Vodka.

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